Friday, June 12, 2009
Unrequited Everything
Sunday, June 7, 2009
Sunday, May 31, 2009
Plaid Dress Fishnets
I miss Miss Blacksmeared and Technicolored
I miss Captain SingMeAwake
I miss his golden god brother
I miss little Wide-Eyed Thingnapper
I miss the Homoerotic Homes that made me panic
over spilled bottles down betraying throats
I miss Mademoiselle DressUp Doll with the Eyes
I miss SeƱorita SHUTTHEFUCKUP&DOWHATISAY
I miss the smallest the tallest the pretty one
I miss Fosters barecabinets and bananas
I miss the Whore On The Hill Town Legend that made me
proud and hateful
I miss Mister LoveYouForWhoYouUsedToBe
I miss CrazyChosen strumming away
I miss Sisters Love Cherry and Quick
I miss the Sourpatch Animal with the vampire kiss
I miss not being torn
through not a goddamn piece
of meat raw on
a porcelain plate
I miss being tasted carefully
and gracefully but mostly
gratefully
I miss not being left out
over night to draw flies
not being picked over
or forgotten like last
week’s suppertime special
I miss the reputation
and the thrills
but mostly
the Respect
Friday, May 29, 2009
Sunday, April 19, 2009
I am spiraling into a deep depression...
Sunday, March 22, 2009
How to diffuse a potentially violent situation
Friday, March 20, 2009
Hidden Talents
- I can make clothing (usually short cocktail-esque dresses) out of materials that are not typically used to make clothes. For example: caution tape,
giant leaves,
cookies (not the most practical, I couldn't walk around in that one), - I can tie a cigarette into a knot without breaking it, untie it, and it will still be smokable. This may be a parlor trick more than a talent. I am not interested in splitting hairs at this point. See?
Untie, and it is wrinkly, but still smokable. =]
The talent of wasting time. I am so good at this that it could almost be considered a super power. I don't have a picture of this, really, but here is a picture of my friend Hal. He's a gay mime! =D
